Which JWD posters have Secret Superpowers???

by Kudra 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • loosie
    loosie

    LMBO

    by looking at his eyes [glued on her anatomy].

    Yeah Men are easy to read when they are looking at your Lamp Chops.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Hey I just thought of another sercret superpower I have. Just by putting on at pushup bra and cleavage baring top I can make my hubby loose his mind and chase me around the house.

    Josie

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds

    I have the power to kill a thread in a single post! Fear my supah powazzzz

    Shelli

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I've made people all over the world cry out in pain, anguish and frustration. I wrote the error messages for Microsoft.

  • loosie
    loosie
    I can make my hubby loose his mind and chase me around the house

    It's a great power isn't it Mrs Jones?

  • flipper
    flipper

    Mr. Flipper here- You've heard of the magical things that happen when you swim with dolphins? Mrs. Flipper and I have that magic. And oh! still ajwexelder, no viagra here, can last all night. Just ask Mrs. Flipper. Lovy dovy, Yeah BabyYeah!!!. Peace, Mr.Flipper

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    It's a great power isn't it Mrs Jones?

    It's good to be the queen

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    I have no super powers... yet.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I can telepathically make traffic lights change by staring at them!

  • 5go
    5go

    I have super strenth, and climbing abilty also have a suit and helmet that look like a fox. Along with secret training from a higher being.

    alt

    Artist redition of what I look like. They got this from interogating my last victim poor guy tried to to mug a lady in a dark alley. He is the one that got mugged in the end.

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