Which JWD posters have Secret Superpowers???

by Kudra 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    I have the ability to steal other people's Secret Superpowers. (boy do I look silly in a pushup bra Mrs.Jones - you can have that one back)

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I can wiggle my ears to keep my glasses on.

    I can read upside-down.

    I can tell when my husband is lying by watching his mouth.

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    There seem to be a lot of posters here who have an aversion to UV radiation.

    I count myself among that number. I have skin the colour of Tippex - until I open the curtains !

    Then I basically crumble to a pile of dust until sundown.

  • DJK
    DJK

    My wife says I have the power of selective hearing.

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    You know how, when you're in traffic, and you see a vanity plate on the car ahead of you, and it's really weird and you can't figure out what it says? Well, I can always decipher them Always. My favorite this week was NLB4ZOD. The guy was a Superman fan, apparently.

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