by Kudra 44 Replies latest jw friends
I carry a powerful staff that has the power to create life.
I just require a willing female assistant to assist in the summoning process. It's a slow process.
When it is not being used to create life, it can double as a squirt gun, albeit rather poorly.
That plus it requires 20mins between uses to recharge.
You are hilarious! all of you but especially you Parip!
I can make 4 children (13 and under) sit still for a minute.
Josie
I no longer do this, but I can stretch a few minutes into a few hours.
I used to do this at the end of the month, and then report it to the
congregation secretary.
i was able to get 4 middle aged nerds fix my kitchen sink.took them 6 hours and 3 bandaids.
O.M- you still have the sniveledge of conducting??
Yes, on rare occasions. But I wave my "humbler-than-thou" card fast and furious and that usually results in some other brown noser getting the nod. Thank goodness.
I don't think posessing a weiner qualifies as a superpower.
Obviously the viewpoint of a "non-possessor". Tee hee.
Open Mind
I don't think posessing a weiner qualifies as a superpower.Obviously the viewpoint of a "non-possessor". Tee hee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warlock
I can walk down the street any time I want and turn into a bank.
And just to show I'm super powerful, I can even turn into a bar, or even a barbershop.
Cheers
I can cause local JWs, formerly 'friends', to go rushing off in obscure directions they had not intended to originally just by walking anywhere near them!
And I can do this even though I am not DF'd or DA'd!!
I have seen a youtube vid of Mary shooting ping pong balls amazin distances without even using a bat
I can keep going for over an hour without enhancement drugs such as Viagra (when I first had sex I lasted about 2 seconds)
