Are UFO’s Fact or Fiction?

by The wanderer 62 Replies latest jw friends

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  Gregor

  Most people are skeptical of UFO's until they see a bright light while driving alone some night and their car engine stops and the next thing they know they are waking up staring into the face of some blob with eyes like big watermelon seeds and then they feel something cold and tingly sliding into their rectum and for a brief moment they feel intense affection for Mr. watermelon seed eyes and then it's over and they are laying on the ground next to the car and they drive home and tell everyone why they disappeared for a day and a half and the damn fools are too stupid to understand the seriousness of what happened and even question the truthfulness of your story and what makes it all the more difficult to convince them is the bad case of crabs you have picked up.

  This usually converts skeptics to believers.
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  heathen

  Little green men are pure fiction. It is a strange mysterious universe and there are alot of things that can't be explained.
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  eclipse

  LOL @ Gregor's post that was priceless
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  nvrgnbk

  Neither believe nor disbelieve.

  But are UFO's any more absurd than what's recorded in the Bible?
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  Warlock

  Most people are skeptical of UFO's until they see a bright light while driving alone some night and their car engine stops and the next thing they know they are waking up staring into the face of some blob with eyes like big watermelon seeds and then they feel something cold and tingly sliding into their rectum and for a brief moment they feel intense affection for Mr. watermelon seed eyes and then it's over and they are laying on the ground next to the car and they drive home and tell everyone why they disappeared for a day and a half and the damn fools are too stupid to understand the seriousness of what happened and even question the truthfulness of your story and what makes it all the more difficult to convince them is the bad case of crabs you have picked up

  I guess that counts you out as one of the abductors, Gregor.

  Warlock
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  John Doe

  The universe is incomprehensibly big. We are part of the universe. We explore space. Given these facts, I would be surprised if there isn't some form of extra terrestrial beings (I assume this is what you meant by "ufo") somewhere. However, I think their existence or lack thereof is a moot point.
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  Undecided

  JWs have their Universal False Organization, so I guess I believe in UFOs.

  Ken P.
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  Hortensia

  oh my goodness Gregor, you made me laugh! I saw a UFO once, in the daylight, looked just like the flying saucer thingys people tell about. Don't know what it was; doubt it was someone from outer space. However, out here we are surrounded by true believers who live in the high desert and chase UFOs.
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  SacrificialLoon

  I don't think we give human ingenuity enough credit. Still, I remember one of the books in the bible, Ezekiel I think? Talked about flying wheels within wheels with eyes, and fire, and I remember thinking you know that sounds like a UFO.
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  greendawn

  It has an air of mythology about it, if UFO saucers existed and were flying high up in the sky they would have been scientifically detected by now and considered as an established fact.