Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

by Priest73 17 years ago 155 Replies latest 17 years ago social humour

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  MsMcDucket 17 years ago

  I wonder how many folks here at JWD will attempt to dial that number. Hummm?

  I hope that no one does! It's a joke!

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  Abandoned 17 years ago

  I dialed (416) 014-4000 and got the psycho hotline!

  I thought that was the delusional hotline...

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
  A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

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  zagor 17 years ago

  Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

  Because he had little Elf esteem

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  Q: How do blonde braincells die?
  A: Alone.

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  brinjen 17 years ago

  How does a Kiwi find his sheep in the dark?

  Wonderful!

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  Don't believe the sheep. They're all liars.

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  Two kiwis are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
  engine fails and
  the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
  
  SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
  
  SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
  
  SH1: F*ck the sheep !!!!
  
  SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
  
  "after ewe"

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  Priest73 17 years ago

  What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?
  
  The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud."
  
  The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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