I wonder how many folks here at JWD will attempt to dial that number. Hummm?
I hope that no one does! It's a joke!
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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Abandoned
I dialed (416) 014-4000 and got the psycho hotline!
I thought that was the delusional hotline...
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Priest73
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper -
zagor
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had little Elf esteem
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Priest73
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone. -
brinjen
How does a Kiwi find his sheep in the dark?
Wonderful!
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Priest73
Don't believe the sheep. They're all liars.
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Priest73
Two kiwis are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: F*ck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time? -
Priest73
What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
"after ewe" -
Priest73
What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?
The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"