My son's fav...
What did the bug say when he hit the windshield?
I don't have the guts to do that again!
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Priest73
why is six afraid of 7?
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MsMcDucket
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope
and send it to someone. -- Jan KingAnd that's, exacty, what it feels like when you're having one! Like someone's putting your breast through a ringer or presser!
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Amber Rose
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What's green and flys over germany?
Snatzis!
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Priest73
Anyone have any good "yo mamma" jokes?
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Sad emo
Mr Duck and Mrs Rabbit went away for an illicit night of love at a hotel. They get to their room and Mrs Rabbit wisely asks Mr Duck if he brought condoms. Damn, he forgot them!
"No problem" he says "I'll get room service to fetch some" so he calls room service and orders them.
5 minutes later, the room service guy arrives and Mr Duck answers the dooor. "Here's the item you ordered sir" says room service "would you like it putting on your bill?"
Mr Duck angrily slaps him across the face and shouts at him "What do you think I am - some sort of pervert??!!"
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babygirl75
Anyone have any good "yo mamma" jokes
This of course would come from a man, not me! ....Yo momma so fat, I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch! Yo momma so fat, she buys her hair extensions from AT&T... Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator...
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kifoy
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a
little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"
Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires." -
kifoy
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career,
she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her
life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was
restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show
her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work
included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her
work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: the
doctor's office.
During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall,
and asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your
newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?" To this, the
eye doctor responded, "I said to myself 'Thank God I'm not a gynecologist.' -
RisingEagle
The hick from Oklahoma decides that he and his wife a/k/a first cousin have enough children because the bed is getting crowded with 11 people sleeping on it so he goes to the family doctor also known as a 'vet'. He explains the situation to the vet who tells him about a procedure called a vasectomy. When the vet tells the hick how much it costs for the procedure he asks him what other options he has.
The vet tells him to get a couple m-80 firecrackers and an empty pop can, light the firecrackers, drop them in the can, hold the can in his right hand and count to 10.
The hick doesn't understand but the vet says, "trust me." So the hick gets the firecrackers and the empty can, lights them and drops them in the can. He then places the can in his right hand and begins to count 1,2,3,4,5...
Then he promptly sets the can between his legs and uses the fingers of his right hand to continue counting 6,7,8,9.....
This method also works in all states south of the manson-nixon line.