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Priest73

Too late to the party BA. I used that one several pages back.

Brother Apostate

Did you hear about the man who bought had a dog with no legs? He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag.

Priest73

You're forgiven.
According to cnn.com here is the worlds funniest joke:
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/
enjoy.

Brother Apostate

Aww, what does cnn know ~~antway~~ anyway?

I still believe this is the funniest:

Brother Apostate

what is an "antway?"

An anthropological term:

http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0002-7294(196704)2%3A69%3A2%3C237%3ATRAOTN%3E2.0.CO%3B2-4

One of the athors of definitions on urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Antway+Thomson

BA

PS- The funniest joke is: Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted (assaulted). Lol.

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.
The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me?
I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming.
She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance,
so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed.
Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I have truly sinned, I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy,
"Son,what does the priest give for oral sex?"
The altar boy said, "Two Snickers bar and a Coke."

Brother Apostate

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

Priest73

I knew I could count on you BA

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