Did you hear what the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with every thing!!!"
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Priest73
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Gopher
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Priest73
Nice one Gopher.
I'm out of jokes guys. Help? -
momzcrazy
Two blondes walk into a wall. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Two snakes are slithering down the road one day. One stops in a panic.
The other turns around and says, "What's wrong?"
He asks, "Are we poisonous?"
"No," the other one answers.
"Whew, I just bit my lip".
momz
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tijkmo
what's green and says ' i'm a frog '
a talking frog
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Priest73
Knock Knock
Who's There?
An Amish man, I need to take a leak and use your phone.
An Amish man, I need to take a leak and use your phone who?
It's not a joke you a-hole, open the damn door, I really need to go. -
JK666
Why do pedophile elders at Bethel wear "W.W.J.D." bracelets?
It stands for "Who Would Jesus (Cano) Do?"
JK
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JK666
What does a hockey player and an Amish girl have in common?
They both take a shower after three periods.
JK
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MsMcDucket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2VWy7mAHo I'm Fierce!!
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MsMcDucket
What do you give a man that has everything? Antibiotics!