I try not to bring anything home that I can't wash off with soap =-)
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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JK666
A teenager asks his dad "What is perpetual motion?"
His father thinks for a while, and tell him "It is something that runs and never stops."
"Oh, then I think my girlfriend gave it to me."
JK
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Priest73
gonorrhea cha cha cha.
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MsMcDucket
Those red shorts are hot!
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Priest73
Now, THAT'S a bad day.
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MsMcDucket
I found my keys! Now, where's my car?
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Priest73
Chinese Proverbs:
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget. -
Tuesday
Did you hear about the New McDonald's Neverland Ranch burger?
It's made by putting 45 year old meat in between 5 year old buns
This is probably a very un-P.C. joke and I'll apologize for whoever I offend, but it was the only joke that made everyone laugh at a comedy club trip I recently went on.
Why don't African-Americans become Astronauts?
They don't like saying "Yes Nasa" "No Nasa"
Sorry :(
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MsMcDucket
What does former Pres. Clinton and nylon stockings have in common? They both irritate bush!
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Priest73
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
