by darth frosty 112 Replies latest jw friends
Lol Liquid Paper.
Announcement: There has been apostates infiltrating the congregation. From now on everyone must wear aposta-detecta-kit helmuts at all meetings. Everyone will be scanned upon entry and must submit to an anal probe!
Bwaahahahaha I kill myself.
This is one of the new "Aposta-Detection-Helmets" that Aphrodite was referring to in her post. They will only be issued to "spirit directed" Service Committee members of each BOE. Note-ceiling fans must be removed to accomodate the necessary "wiring and hoses."
Oh Crap !!
I just noticed that the Subject says "Devastating post coming next year". Since it's 2008, does that mean it's not coming until 2009 now ?!?
The suspense is killing me !!! Kind of like wondering how many definitions of "generation" the FDS can invent... Or wondering how the Revelation Climax book will end after the 30th studying.
But at least I now know the King of the North is Santa !!! Thanks jayhawk1 !!! Now the scriptures have an even more exciting meaning !
(Daniel 11:13) 13 "And the king of the north must return and set up a crowd larger than the first; and at the end of the times, [some] years, he will come, doing so with a great military force and with a great deal of goods.
I can hardly wait for Santa's invasion this Dec. 25, 2008 !!! I'll be at the chimney waiting for him to bring the pet tiger I've been waiting 35 years for.
Billy
Well, it is now "next year" and I can't wait to see what the devastating news is. So come on, clue us in! Happy New Year!!!!
The post is ready: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/150022/1.ashx
Please direct all future posts in the thread above
Thanks Elsewhere. I hope all are pleased with the Info we provided. While I realize that it is a lot stuff we already knew or suspected, To see the written word with official letterhead can have a profound effect on some.
Hope everyone enjoys it and that it was worth the wait.
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Gordy,
Now THAT I can understand!
ROFL!!! Great one Gordy!
I am just willing to bet that there is nothing coming up or it is just some dumb comment. This thread was probably used to get everyone riled. I don't know why people have to do this, why waste a thread, why not just write the damn thread instead of telling people a thread is coming. ? Big whoop-tee-do.
Well I'm not giving the satisfaction that I got duped !
