Can we have an extra hint pretty please? Will it be as big as NBC News deal or different and big in its own right.
Devastating post coming next year
by darth frosty 112 Replies latest jw friends
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Nathan Natas
Depending on your hat size, it may be bigger than your head.
It has a flavor, but is not food.
Does that help?
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KW13
Are the Watchtower making 'Desert & Pyramid (shaped) Gum' Sand Flavour? OH THE IRONY!! THIS IS HUGE
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nicolaou
NOTICE
Please notice this notice.
If you notice this notice,
You will notice that this notice
Is not worth noticing -
Gregor
"We were wrong... Everyone is going to Heaven"
I know this was said in jest but it would be a brilliant move by the WTS. I have felt for some time that they would like to get themselves out of the Armageddon corner and become just another vanilla church with an indefinate expiration date.
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Quandry
Yes, yes!!! Here it is.....
Chambers: What's the matter, Pat? What's going on?
Pat: I-I finally deciphered their language. All of it. I read their book
Kanamit: Please move ahead. You're holding up our departure. Kindly move ahead.
Chambers: Well?
Pat: Mr. Chambers... Mr. Chambers, the first page is just a collection of English words with their own translation. But the rest of the book... the rest of the book - It's a cookbook(1956-Twilight Zone-How to Serve Man)
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hubert
But the rest of the book... the rest of the book - It's a cookbook
AH HA ! I GOT IT !!!!
The j.w.'s are going to revert back to cannibalism !!!!
ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, IT'S SCRIPTURALLY OKAY TO COOK AND EAT APOSTATES !
Hubert
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VoidEater
Everyone is going to Heaven
My dad is going to be sorely disappointed. He's been looking forward to a paradise Earth for longer than I've been alive. He wants to till the fields.
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tula
The j.w.'s are going to revert back to cannibalism !!!!
ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, IT'S SCRIPTURALLY OKAY TO COOK AND EAT APOSTATES !
Hubert
Hubert...you may not be too far off.
Overweight? Sin of gluttony? Give it up for fuel or be DF'd.
Beware, a Norwegian businessman wants the blubber out of your thighs and tummies. Apparently the company is after 3,000 gallons of human fat that is available every week from Southern Florida liposuction clinics. That's enough to produce 2,600 gallons of biodiesel. Now tell me this isn't a heart-warming episode idea for the Entertainment Channel's show called "Dr. 90210," which is about Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. The tabloids could speculate on the celebrity patients who contribute to the first bag of organic fluff.
This is really a great fuel-saving idea. Remember the post about overweight people wasting fuel? Now you can drop a few pounds and fill up your Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec in one stop. What's next, harvesting human triglycerides from dead people? Oh my God, it's "Soylent Green" come true. I can already envision Charlton Heston screaming, "BioWillie is people!"
[Source: Earthtimes.org]
