Devastating post coming next year

by darth frosty 112 Replies latest jw friends

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Billy, the King of the North is Santa.

  • juni
    juni

    OMG! all of you are a trip

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    The GB discloses Moses got his stone tablets written in Egyptian Heiroglyiphics

    And that Jesus would come in the AGE of the fish Pisces to last for 2150years

    http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm

    ????My keyboard often jams on this forum?????9

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink
    the King of the North is Santa.

    If that's true - perhaps the king of the south is the King Penguin. I can imagine santa and his army of mighty elves battling it out with the penguins.

  • Aphrodite
    Aphrodite

    Well come on, I want more announcements, this thread is very entertaining and definately NOT long enough.

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    ATTENTION!!

    The GB will officially sanction a link to JWD on the Watchtower website....

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    O.K. I couldn't resist. This is the new cover for the next "Member's only Watchtower Magazine. Think this will put the obligatory fear into the masses of dubs??

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    "Now, after this 'counseling session.' we are sure that you will never indulge in independent thinking again, will you, brother?"

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Watchtower headquarters unveils new equipment to deal with "Apostate thinking." Watch out when they get this baby up and runnin'.

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog

    Oh, the suspense is killing me!!!

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