Devastating post coming next year

by darth frosty 112 Replies latest jw friends

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Something along these lines....................?

    General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
    President Merkin Muffley: You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!
    General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.


    Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


    [after learning of the Doomsday Machine]
    President Merkin Muffley: But this is absolute madness, Ambassador! Why should you *build* such a thing?
    Ambassador de Sadesky: There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.
    President Merkin Muffley: This is preposterous! I've never approved of anything like that!
    Ambassador de Sadesky: Our source was the New York Times.

  • blondie
    blondie

    An announcement of the WTS moving out of Brooklyn.

    2 new members of the GB will be announced, both around 50 years old.

    An explanation of the increase in anointed trying to head off another 350 increase on March 22, 2008.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I for one think it is high time they (WT Brooklyn) bit the bullet and appointed an 18 year-old GB member.

    If his name happened to be "Timothy," that would be a BIG plus!

    ... wait a minute! Didn't Saint Malachy say something about that in his end-time prophecies?

    (NN scurries off to the library module of the UADNA orbiting space platform.)

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Armageddon is just around the corner and you can almost taste the New System

    The CO is commanding everbody to get a bible study

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    Snort. Sorry - I dozed off for a couple hours there. Did I miss the announcement?

  • uninformed
    uninformed

    Big Breaking News--

    JUDAH BEN SCHROEDER has become a governing body member following his successful bar exam and appointment to the New York Supreme Court.

    He issued a letter of gratitude to all those rank and file who donated their children's inheritance money to him for his college education. He promises to rule Jehovah's Witnesses with the same loving concern as did his father the late, great Prince Albert Schroeder.

    Please send all green handshakes and congratulatory gifts to Brooklyn to the attention of Judas Iscariot Judah Ben Schroeder.

    Informed (UN)

  • KW13
    KW13

    where is the announcement

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    If this turns out to be a joke........

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Announcement: There will be a female Governing Body Member

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    which will result in the rest of the GB playing with their members

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