by frankiespeakin 59 Replies latest social humour
ALmost,
I clicked on the link. Boy that Noah&Sons sure must have been leaders in ship designers and builders, NASA could use these guys to solve space travel vehicals, they were way ahead of their time. I bet they probably even had pumbing, and could even take showers, hot water may have been a little too high tech,, hey but they may have even used methane to heat it with no shortage of supply I'dnt know? I'm mean these guys had their shit together, the LORD wasn't worken with fools here.
[take with humor intended] Well, according to the Borg, fermentation didn't exist before the flood.(I will have to get exact proof)
Hence Noah didn't know that he was going to get drunk.
So we can also assume that all that crap didn't break down the same either.
Knowing this, there must have been already a thousand of years of crap on the earth (thus another reason for the flood).
So all the animals, plus Noah and family were already used to the poop just sitting around.
No reason at all for removing it.
I'm pretty sure it would get cold on the ark not to mention dark. And so Noah&Sons were so smart that they planned ahead for this, and devised a way to utilize maximum benifit of methane gas generation and so they must of had, lights, heat, hot water, and maybe even internal combustion engines and push button elevators too!
I would be willing to bet that they had already primed thier "state of the art Ark" with animal shit months before the flood and made sure every thing worked before the big flood. Hey they could of had it up and running 10 years before due date, these guys were no slouches.
Frankliespeaking, could you point out the elevator shaft and the trap door, on the bottom of the boat, on the diagram, Please? Thanks
t. Hello Frank, I'll take my stab at answering your question. While I dont believe the bible. If I were to go down the godspell hole and play along with your fantasy question, I would say Noah shoveled it out the window or door and it fed the fishes in the ocean.
Horri,
You have to use your imagination on that one I'm afraid, I'm not too good at clip art.
Anyway I propose that the dimensions given in the bible were latter scrapped and the new improved design was not mention in the bible so as to embarass the LORD in his own book.
They probably tested the LORD's recomended model first just to humor him, and show the stuborn fool personally,, that it just wasn't big enough and that it didn't have room for any reasonable creature comforts, so he allowed them to redesigned it, add on a few more years before bringing the deluge,, to allow them to make the improved model and test it,,and get it fully running a couple of years to work out any bugs and N&S just left it out of the offical records, because they feared for their lives, and did not want to piss off the LORD.
He used it to fertilize his hydroponic
oooo... that WOULD make the journey alot more fun. And help the sea-sickness i hear.
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But we must remember that, throughout most of human history, humans lived together with their farm animals. Barns, separate from human living quarters, are a relatively recent development.
Ah, right- so they WERE knee deep in shit, but they didn't MIND. Becuase people were diffrent back then. I see.
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But we must remember that, throughout most of human history, humans lived together with their farm animals. Barns, separate from human living quarters, are a relatively recent development.
Ah, right- so they WERE knee deep in shit, but they didn't MIND. Becuase people were diffrent back then. I see.
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I would like to submit this thought:
I bet Noah&Sons were so smart at ship building that they built it by some big lake or something and lanched it off in the water to make sure the thing worked properly and convinently left that out of the "offical records" to further magnify the LORD.
And that the N&S family was in the import&export business,, how else you gonna explain how they rounded up all these exotic species,, so many thousands of miles away in Austrailia, and the south pole. Must have cost them a bundle$$. I'm sure the LORD helped out with his blessing thier family business so they could afford it, and live comfortably, they may even have used slave labor because it was cheap.
