They shoveled it out of one of the windows. Easy.
What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark?
by frankiespeakin 59 Replies latest social humour
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The Oracle
only one problem with the trap door in the bottom ( so called "simple solution")
When you opened it up to let the shit out, you would get a bit of a surprise. The water pressure at the bottom of the ark would b e greater than the air pressure in the bottom of the ark and water would rush up in through the hole creating a watery poopy mess until the door was closed again.
I am afraid we still have a bit of a mystery on our hands.
The Oracle
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dogisgod
I think he ate it and eventually he died.
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frankiespeakin
Orc,
When you opened it up to let the shit out, you would get a bit of a surprise. The water pressure at the bottom of the ark would b e greater than the air pressure in the bottom of the ark and water would rush up in through the hole creating a watery poopy mess until the door was closed again.
The ark could have been a submerine and those would be the ballast tank doors. I don't think they stuck with the original design given by the LORD. I'm thinking being a few hundred feet below the water might have been a more comfortable place to be water current wise.
Surfacing only for short periods, then submerging to a much less turbulent depth till required to surface again.
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The Oracle
Frankie,
Gadzooks! A last minute design change to a submarine would have been brilliant!
This mystery is almost solved!
The Oracle
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frankiespeakin
Orc,
I really think Noah&Sons were taking the LORD for real sap, and I think they being hardcore business men that they milked this thing for all its worth, tride the LORD's patience to the extreme,, may have nearly caused wiped out the entire human species as well as very breathing thing a couple of times. But finally they got a real workable Ark that saved all humanity.
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frankiespeakin
I think the bible's take on the 120 years till the flood, to be bogus but merly an entry to to save the LORD from embarasment, it may have been a thousand years with not only Naoh&sons but great great great grandsons joining in this duping game and they probably competed with one another who's the best duper of the LORD. But to aviod embarasment it only mentions "Sons" and 120 yrs. And they probably kept two sets of books one for the LORD to read and a secret book full comical ha ha's of how they'd dupe the LORD all the time and how he is such a jerk.
Anyway they may have been Atlantians from Atlantis, with very sophisticated technology.There is alway that Idea to toy with.
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truthsearcher
What if the Lord caused all the animals to fall into a type of hibernation state? If they were all sleeping, there would have been no poop to deal with. There would also have been no reproduction, which makes sense, as only 2 rabbits went in and 1000 didn't come out. Why not? He is the Creator, after all.
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The Oracle
On what basis do you conclude that 1,000 rabbits did not leave the ark when it finally opened its doors again.
Show me the scripture. Hee Hee...
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frankiespeakin
Truth,
I think you have a valid point as any. And I think we can go a bit further what if the LORD froze them all and then after the flood thawed them all out fresh as a daisy and full of life? Could happen. And that this ark was nothing more than a super insulated box which the LORD would occasionally blow on to keep them all frozen till the waters abated, and it was time to thaw them all out?? It's do able, I think requirring minimal effort from the LORD.
Of coarse that might lead us to the retangular box design of the LORD's but far bigger even if you pack them in like froozen fish.