What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark? (page 6)

MissingLink

God could have done anything. Clearly, that's why he designed the ark as actually a tardis. It was larger on the inside than the outside. This is how all of the animal species and food fit inside. We can say with great certainty that the animal shit was burned to create energy to power the force-fields that kept out the water. Evidently god hadn't worked out the time travel bit yet, so Noah had to ride it out for a year. But this gave him extra opportunities to prove his faith. What a glorious priviledge.

truthsearcher

Hi Oracle: mystery man of the WT! Sorry, I don't have a scripture to back up my statement. I am a bad ogre and should know better. I was assuming that 1000 rabbits didn't hop out of the ark. Perhaps the Lord just suspended their reproduction cycle because of the darkness, conditions on the ark, etc.? We know that stress and captivity does cause problems in reproduction for some animals. Or maybe Mrs. Noah served rabbit soup, rabbit stew, rabbit roast, rabbit on a pita etc. on a regular basis?

I you have a valid point as any. And I think we can go a bit further what if the LORD froze them all and then after the flood thawed them all out fresh as a daisy and full of life? Could happen. And that this ark was nothing more than a super insulated box which the LORD would occasionally blow on to keep them all frozen till the waters abated, and it was time to thaw them all out?? It's do able, I think requirring minimal effort from the LORD.

Silly billy, hibernation is an activity that we observe in nature and provides us with a plausible solution to the poop situation.

frankiespeakin

Truth,

Well I guess we will just have to agree to disagree, hope we can still be friends and put this little matter, behind us in our cyberspace relationship.

truthsearcher

Frankie, I do not want to cause a rift in our cyberspace relationship. I am holding you to an early post where you said about yourself:

there's always room for improvement(I'm imperfect).

and that belief in biblical creation would

of course in no way endangers their salvation.

frankiespeakin

So which of my theories doncha like, I think the frozen popsicle should be very plausible.

truthsearcher

Frankie dearest,

If any wooly mammoths had ever been defrosted and been seen roaming on the plains or tundra, then I might have cause to reconsider your popsicle theory. They haven't....thus I still like the hibernation theory I know, I know, "blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe".

free2beme

He used it as an alternative fuel to appease his children who were slightly liberal and members of Greenpeace.

frankiespeakin

Truth,

I think the LORD should be a man and face up to his frailties and stop being so macho, and admitt that ark was a bad Idea, the shit problem alone not to mention shipping all the animals to where ever Noah ark was.

truthsearcher

Frankie, frankie, frankie:

Didn't you read my eloquent posts? If the animals hibernated, then there was no problem!

As for the ark being a bad idea, don't you know that Noah is our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great (well, you get the idea) grandpappy? If it weren't for him and the ark he built, we wouldn't even be having this discussion. You should speak more respectively about your relatives.

As for your other concerns, you should contact the Lord yourself about them.

The Oracle

Speaking of our ancestors....how did it go again?

All white caucasions descended from Shem, all black people descended from Ham, and all Chinese people descended from Japheth ???? Was that it?

And then the indians, all other oriental races, etc came about through a series of super accelerated human mutations???

And then how did we get all the different languages again? God created a bunch of new dialects while early man was working on a construction project so they wouldn't be able to communicate???

Do I have it right? hee hee

Just felt like the stirring the pot a little....even the Oracle has to have a little fun once in a while!

The Oracle

What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark?

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