Fornication (points at myself) My favorite sin ;)
MINE TOO!!! And masturbation! I like that one too!!!
***** Name a reason people wont make it through Armegeddon *****
by FlyingHighNow 80 Replies latest jw friends
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dwtnphotog
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FlyingHighNow
Fornication (points at myself) My favorite sin ;)
MINE TOO!!! And masturbation! I like that one too!!!Wellll, I am shocked.
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dwtnphotog
Wellll, I am shocked.
YYYAAAAYYYY!!!
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FlyingHighNow
He he.
Can you die at Arme for not joining the TM?
dtwn, I plead the 5th.
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dwtnphotog
Can you die at Arme for not joining the TM?
You can die for anything!! Unless you are perfect...
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FlyingHighNow
You can die at Arme for not going to meetings when your whole family has strep throat every three weeks for 9 months straight.
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dwtnphotog
Can you die for rolling your eyes at the elders....
Eh, I'd be dead a billion times over!
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sir82
Reason #4,856:
Not recognizing and accepting "the truth" when your only opportunity was when a runny-nosed 9-year-old "unbaptized publisher" shuffled up to your door and said, in a monotone, expressionless voice, avoiding all eye contact:
"Hello-I-am-offering-this-Awake-magazine-with-the-article-"The-Fascinating-History-Of-Bermuda-Shorts"-to-you-and-your-neighbors-would-you-like-to-read-it?-No?-Well-have-a-nice-day"
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FlyingHighNow
-"The-Fascinating-History-Of-Bermuda-Shorts"-
Okay, Andy is visiting and he laughed as hard as I did.
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ninja
using the watchtower to wipe your bum when you run out of toilet paper....you are dragging Jehovah's name through the crap