by FlyingHighNow 80 Replies latest jw friends
Let's start a list of reasons why you were told, or overheard people telling, won't make it through the big A day. I'll start.
1. They don't take showing up for cleaning the kingdom hall seriously and never show up.
I overheard a sour puss old elder say this to his wife after he just gave a scolding talk on it. "Yeah, they think they're gonna survive but just wait til we wake up on the other side and they are there!" And held a gnarly finger for emphasis.
If I didn't take my kids to all the meetings we would die. (By my brother in law)
Suppose passing out anti witness literature would be on that list?
Fornication (points at myself) My favorite sin ;)
They go to school beyond the age required by law.
W
IMO Number 1...Secret sin.
I can just see the witlesses now. The big A is over, the birds of the heavens are stuffing themselves on the billions of carcases lying around, the dubs are gleefully cleaning up the mess with the zeal that they clean the kingdumb hall before the memorial with. Than someone says 'I thought for sure brother seemsfaithfull would have made it?' Than elder highandmighty says 'well obviously he must of had some secret sin that only Jehovah knew about.'
They performed oral sex on their spouse. Shame!
After Armageddon, I can just see all the JWs dancing in the street singing "Aquarius" while stepping over bodies.
Smoking ruins litter the backdrop.
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Elders will then do a breakdance. POs and COs will attempt to moon walk in puddles of blood.
Then everyone will fight over who gets the bigger houses.
Missing meetings or field service, having worldly friends, not following the directions of the "slave", questioning anything you hear from the podium, any sort of sexual activity except missionary position while married. It almost seemed like you would die just for breathing.
When my daughter was born, my Mom started working on me to get reinstated so she wouldn't die at Armageddon.
Thank God I couldn't behave well enough to be a Witness.
Showing up at the Kingdom Hall once a year for the Memorial...
Not becoming a regular pioneer upon leaving school.
That was the attitude in my cong. There was intense pressure upon ALL school leavers of 16 years of age to become pioneers.
Paul
