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Wearing a flower in your hair to a meeting (obviously impersonating a harlot).

Eating Lucky Charms.

Armageddon only exists in the minds of Witnesses, so all of those in this picture must be Witnesses:

However, as only true loyal Witnesses will survive their Armageddon, all of those in this picture must be Witnesses:

It's little wonder why so many in Jehovah's Only True Religion are confused!

touching boobs

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I committed adultery with you in my heart FHN

Recruiting members to Amway

Joining an apostate exjw discussion board

Being gay

Shouting "OH GOD!!" during copulation

Shouting "OH GOD!!" during copulation

All my coworkers wondered why I laughed out loud when I read that!!

That was great!!!

Driving over the speed limit is disrespecting authority and worthy of death.

Yes...every last one of em is true. Gosh and I let them STUMBLE ME out of the TROOF!!

The guy with the S&M ring was turned in by yours truly who caught him

dying of old age

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