Here is mine:
I have to much money invested in ties and suits, I can't leave!!!
Juts for fun: Stupid reasons why you WON'T leave the JWs
by outofthebox 57 Replies latest jw friends
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Seeker4
I'd miss the bean burritos at the District Convention.
Oh, wait. They don't serve those anymore.
Must be another good reason to stay.....
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Quirky1
Been burritos at the DC/CA's?? Get outta here...
I couldn't imagine a building full of them slow roasting in everyones gut!
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RisingEagle
How else could I further my education/public speaking skills without going to college?
I just wouldn't know what to do on the first weekend in July without the district convention.
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Lady Zombie
I can't get my intelligence insulted anywhere else.
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BFD
Where else would I go?
BFD
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donny
Because then I'll have to go to Lowes or Home Depot to knock on doors.
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Quirky1
Then I would have to attend AA.
Even tho I "HAVE" left the mindless cult and I still haven't attended AA.
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whyamihere
Conventions and Assembly's - Hands down the best naps I ever had.
Yeah, I thought my list would have been longer, but I'm now drawing a blank.
**Back to the drawing board**
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Quandry
Oh, no...I would have to think for myself when the nice men at the WTS have done all the research for me.