I can't get my intelligence insulted anywhere else. I need a
Juts for fun: Stupid reasons why you WON'T leave the JWs
by outofthebox 57 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
Because i LIKE living in a permanent brain haze. Nothing really touches me.
The continual anticipation of recieving new light is like a low level drug buzz. Actually getting the new light (if i can stay awake) is better than crack. Too bad it wears off so fast (just like crack).
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Casper
I can't leave,
I wouldn't know how to dress, or what movies to avoid or what new alcoholic beverage to try....
(ps. I left 10 years ago)
Cas
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chickpea
i CAN'T leave.....
they might be right
they might be right
they might be rightwake me up
when the big A
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Pandoras cat
Where else could I see Tony Award performances live on stage---and for free!! Love those dramas!!
(Lightning just struck me)
Meow
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nomoreguilt
I suppose that I'll have to start reading Time and Newsweek or the local newspaper to get all of the current world news. After all, the WTBTS does have ALL the news that is news worthy. DAMN!!! I so ENJOY reading those rags........Wt ....Awake....KM.......GAG!!!!!!!!
NMG
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yknot
Because I have 3 sets of highlighting pens! and my technique has finally been perfected!
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Seeker4
You either loved or hated the burritos at DCs. I LOVED them!
But I think the real reason I won't leave is the education. If eight years of reading the Awake! equals a four year degree, I could easily become the most highly educated man on Earth. My employment and income potentials are essentially unlimited.
I just can't figure out why the 40 years of Awake! reading doesn't impress employers as much as it does JWs. For Christ's sake man, that's like FIVE degrees I've got!!!!
S4
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treadnh2o
Seeker 4- Do you remember what off brand Cola they served? it must have been a big margin item.
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treadnh2o
I need to carry the mic's.
