Sure do. How do you think I washed down the burritos??
S4
Juts for fun: Stupid reasons why you WON'T leave the JWs
by outofthebox 57 Replies latest jw friends
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whyamihere
I thought of one more.....lol
The clothes they want me to wear are much warmer in the winters.
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Satanus
Here in canada, cott cola. Mmmmm, good.
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Pandoras cat
If I recall the brand of soda was Shasta. The flavors were cola and lemon lime. They came frozen or lukewarm---always a surprise. If you wanted to live a little you got frozen orange juice early and by the time lunchtime came along it was thawed. I don't want to get off topic---so another stupid reason to stay is so that I can get up early and pack lunch for my family and try shoving it all under our seats. Good times......
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independent_tre
....MMM, wow I'm old enough to remember the shastas
Why I won't leave, I'd have a Christmas list longer than my left arm..... I wouldn't have an excuse to get out of birthday parties with my inlaws.....
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independent_tre
....... because i need to use up the other 94 of 100 plastic name tag holders i bought for the district conventions
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tooktheredpill
My 5 stupid reasons to stay inside of the bOrg:
1) Where else I would find a submissive wife?
2) Because the FDS was appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time in 1919, when Jesus came to inspect all religions, after being crowned king in 1914...
3) Because we live in a Spiritual Paradise...
4) Because the GB cares so much about us, that they eliminated 1 meeting per week... and that means that the Big A is coming!!!! Soon!!!!
5) Because my lawn service is run by a Witness!
TTRP
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nbernat
I won't get free rides.
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mcsemike
After 20 years of door to door with territory maps, I've finally learned where all the streets in my town are.
Oh, and I NEVER would have found the best coffee/donut hideout in the county if it weren't for Saturday morning service.
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wifekeepsmeinit
Id have nothing left to make my wife laugh anymore.