Where else could I look at women through binoculars at assemblys and not be called a perv.
'I was looking at the drama dear'
Juts for fun: Stupid reasons why you WON'T leave the JWs
by outofthebox 57 Replies latest jw friends
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Witness 007
1. My window cleaning skills would suffer.
2. I like shunning people since I'm Anti-social anyway.
3. Door knocking strengthens my right wrist.....
4.Where else can a 40 year old Virgin hang with other virgins.
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FlyingHighNow
Because the Big A is coming and all my problems will be solved instantly by the slaughter of billions of people.
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Witness 007
5. I would lose my Privledges.
6. I wouldn't be able to control my gay desires.
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minimus
Because only Witnesses know EVERYTHING. Let's face it: if we weren't JWs, we wouldn't be so smart today.
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net1261
Easy - it was Shasta.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Leave????? NO WAY!!!
Where else would I hear a weekly masturbation talk?
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The Oracle
I remember Cott's Cola.
Monster mark-up.
The WT misses those days of food margin...cha-ching!
But alas, those glory days are passing away and fading in to oblivion, just like old generations core doctrine we all preached from door to door faithfully for soooo many years.
The Oracle
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StAnn
I can't leave because then my husband might buy a car that doesn't have at least four doors (great for field service.) Can't afford that two-door sports car, gotta contribute to the Worldwide Work!
Besides, what with I do with all of those pairs of pantyhose?
StAnn
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almostbitten
ROTFL You people are CRAZY!!!!!!