My girls fell down. Just before they disappeared altogether.
Now that's just sad
by Elsewhere 74 Replies latest jw friends
My girls fell down. Just before they disappeared altogether.
Now that's just sad
From zoiks:
My little brother was old enough to say, "Don't wean me, mommy!
My oldest was old enough at 2 plus years old to say, "Nuresy momma" I got him weaned inviting some friends with kids his age to stay with us. He forgot all about it. What a relief.
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I Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
uhhhhhhhhhh can't really
<clears throat> think of
errrrrrrr anything very
relevant to say......................................
(can I have a sip..........)
; > :
Hey, Momma, I'm ready for some Sucker Punch!
Hell. I've partaken just for curiosity and kicks, but some men seem to fetishize it. Nothing wrong with that, I suppose. When you are getting ridden hard, and a few drops come out, you just gotta have a taste! Make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!
Flavor varies based on diet. If you want something tasty, feed your personal heifer sweet pancakes with lots of maple syrup for breakfast and have a sloppy slurp about four hours later. Not bad! Lotsa fun all around. We're expecting in May.
Shall my cup shall runneth over?
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Burns, I have gotten to know you enough to know that the "personal heifer" is a joke.
We will NEVER agree in politics. But you obviously understand breastfeeding with the four hour later comment.
Congratulations. Love that baby with all you have. Is it a boy or a girl? (You'll do great whichever)
It'll be a girl! I'll have one of each. Perfect.
Yeah, the heifer thing is a joke. But seriously, Solomon always said to drink from your own well.
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Thanks for being human, Burns.
Mr. Dinah always joked about that.
I hope she is born healthy. She'll have good (albeit Republican) parents. *joking bro*
Geez, you having a baby on the way got by me. I should pay attention. Congrats!! Love that baby until she can't stand it no' mo'
I believe Isaac (son of Sarah and Abraham) was around 5 when he was weaned.
There's a very good reason for that.
The water they drank wasn't filtered or anything. Lots of nasty microorganisms. Think how many kids in poor countries die just because of the water. It was best to wean a child later rather than earlier. And if he survived, you threw a party...as they did for Isaac.
Love that baby until she can't stand it no' mo'
Oh I am going to go nuts! They say you're never the same after a daughter.
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Oh I am going to go nuts! They say you're never the same after a daughter.
Ask my Dad. You are the biggest influence on her life. No pressure there!! Be prepared to feel a love you've never felt before. It'll knock you backwards.
Yes, I agree about the not weaning until a child is 4 or 5. Drinking water is a BIG factor. Kinda makes me feel bad about playing with my boobs. But hey! I had great aim!