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How many Elders does it take to change a light bulb?
by karter 51 Replies latest jw friends
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shamus100
Kiss me!
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Tuesday
None The Governing Body is the only ones that install new light
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St George of England
Depends on how much there is to share out between them.
I recently heard of a very old sister who could not manage to keep her garden OK. When the CO visited the congregation he said the brothers ought to do more for the old and infirm ones. So one of the elders called on this sister and told her what he could do for her. She was quite impressed until he told her how much he charged!
George
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JeffT
I thought they just told the sisters to do it.
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brizzzy
Three to form the judicial committee to decide whether the light bulb is willing to be changed, or should instead be disfellowshipped.
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blondie
Elders don't change light bulbs, only the GB (FDS) can do that by a 2/3 vote.
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upnorth
None,
the light bulb will be ignored until it changes it's self
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nelly136
armageddons coming sooo soooooooooooon there is absolutely no need to waste money on new light.
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nancy drew
evidently light bulbs are changed only when the gb sees the need for new light than the elders are instructed in the way it should be screwed in.