How many Elders does it take to change a light bulb?

by karter 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. It's just a problem with the generation.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Elders do not change the light bulb. They just accept the new light when it comes from Bethel, although they have no idea how it came into existence.

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Three to form the judicial committee to decide whether the light bulb is willing to be changed, or should instead be disfellowshipped.

    Funny

  • Gerard
    Gerard

    It takes one GB member. He just holds up the light bulb while the world revolves around him.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    No, don't give up on the light--it keeps getting brighter and brigheter all the time!

  • agonus
    agonus

    "It takes one GB member. He just holds up the light bulb while the world revolves around him."

    Damn, beat me to it

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    The correct line is: How many Elders does it take to SCREW IN a light bulb?

    One correct answer is that any one elder can screw anything or anyone if he follows directions.

  • fokyc
    fokyc

    It depends on whether the elder/s is/are 'qualified'

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    it takes 4 Elders to hold the ladder with 7 Minesterial Servants as assistants. 2 Circuit Oversears to supervise after speaking with "the society." One District Oversear to oversea the C.o's. Two Governing body members to oversea the D.O......a legion of angels to "protect" the Governing body members.....Jesus to supervise the angels....Jehovah to make sure Jesus wasn't taking the lead from him......5 Million publishers to give prayers of thanksgiving.

  • Billzfan23
    Billzfan23

    It takes 26. One to change the light bulb, and 25 to stand around throwing feces at each other (family guy)...haha....

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