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How many Elders does it take to change a light bulb?
by karter 51 Replies latest jw friends
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cyberjesus
9 ... (since there are only 9 members of the GB, 6 GB and 3 regular elders)
three GB members that will propose the change.
Three regular elders to raise the hands of three other GB members sleeping on the meeting. (that counts as 2/3 majority)
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Black Sheep
An Elder out for a walk bumps into a pal, who just has the one arm.
"So, what are you up to?" asks the Elder.
"I'm going to change a light bulb," his pal replied.
Slightly concerned, he asks: "Won't that be difficult, with just one arm?"
"I shouldn't think so, I've still got the receipt."
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XPeterX
None.The elders would assign it to a repented sinner who would do anything to receive forgiveness.
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Georgiegirl
What makes any of you think an elder would notice there wasn't any light at all? ;)
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Black Sheep
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Jehovah's Witnesses, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the Kingdom Hall."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of them cars and wait fer one to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Jehovah's Witness, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase." -
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Simon Morley
Oops!!
1) None: You need a degree in science from a university to screw in a ligth bulb
2) All of them - told the light bulb while the CO screws it in.
3)None:It's MS work
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GrandmaJones
btt
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bottleofwater
None they will tell the MS' to do it.