Nick - let me summarize them and save you the time:
Because, of course, you can, dear JNFB (peace to you!), yes?
Jesus talks to me personally.
That is GOOD news, indeed! Although, if it's "Jesus"... I would question it, personally...
I'm right and everybody else that disagrees with me is wrong.
Really! So, you got it like that, eh? Heh, I wish I did (then, again, maybe not -I mean, it's not like anyone will believe you... so what would be the point?).
Even those that also claim to have talks with Jesus - if what they they heard wasn't the same as what Jesus told me - then they're wrong too.
Again, really! Do you know such folks? If so, where are they? Do they post here? If so, why don't they post what this "Jesus" says to them? I mean, what have they to hide? I don't believe I've come across them much here. I have, however, read some of those folks posting quite a bit about what "the Bible" says... and, unfortunately, very often even getting of that wrong (I mean, it's one thing to claim that Christ tells them such and so; it's another to say that "the Bible" says... when it doesn't at all). I also hear a whole lot of non-"Jesus" people besides myself calling them on it... sometimes embarrassingly so. Doesn't seem to stop them, though... or enlighten them any more than others who claim to know what "the Bible" has to say. Like WTBTS leaders, for instance.
Also I'd like to throw in some "tsk tsk" condesending expressions for everyone that just doesn't see it my way.
Well, now, shame on you. That's not very kind or loving... or "christlike." Why not simply state the truth... and let it stand on its own? In that case, it really wouldn't matter whether others see it your way or not, would it? I mean... if it IS the truth? And if it isn't, it should be refutable, shouldn't it?
But I have to ask, since you brought it up: since when is speaking the truth a condecension? Outside the WTBTS and other cults/religions, I mean? Personally, it's the LIES that folks run around telling that stick in my craw. Especially about God and Christ. And ESPECIALLY the ones they tell under the guise of "I love you, man"... "We love you, man". Speaking love and peace to you all the day long... while taking my money, my belongings, even my family. Right out the backdoor... while inviting me in the front door. With condescending "tsks tsks" all the while!
For those that continue to express disbelief of my claims despite me not having any evidence, I will also throw in some damnation expressions.
Really. YOU will? Well, if so, you've got it going on more than most of us. May I ask... from where... or rather, from whom... do you get such authority to damn anyone?
(But I won't be specific - it'll be more like: 'Please stop blaspheming, I have seen the vision of what's in store for you from Jehiccup MiCaca - YOU DO NOT WANT IT - PLEASE I BEG YOU.
Well, I guess no one can hold you to specifics, dear one, if (1) you don't know the specifics... because they're none of your business or concern... or (2) you're too kind to state them... or (3) you don't have the authority to state them. Since you SEEM like a "nice" person (and you know, nice is "necessary" for a christian, hang the truth)... I'm going to assume number two in your case. For me, it would be more like number three...
Retract your statements before it's too late.
Well, I think you should at least ask them "nicely"...
blah blah blah.)
Yeah, that's what I heard, too, when I first read this, but my Lord's voice overpowered and told me to respond. I think he gave you the benefit of the doubt... that you're not "crazy". Just ignorant. And that's okay. Ignorance can be easily changed. As can lack of faith. Hatefulness... ... not so much. Takes a bit more to change that.
In short: I'm in the truth and you're not because my hallucinations tell me so.
Interesting. I don't necessarily know how truth and hallucinations go together but, really, whatever floats your boat. Now, if you had said you were in Christ, the Truth... and then all of this other melarkey... I would have had to call you on it. You know, because I would be almost certain that you didn't realize what you were doing but was only trying the "please" the crowd. Which is an insidious inclination in many of us. But since your truth is the product of your halluncinations, I am directed by MY master to just leave you to your own master. Who or whatever that may be.
I do bid you peace, dear JNFB, truly... and hears to hear when the Spirit and the Bride say to YOU:
"Come! Take 'life's water'... FREE!"
Because as wise as you may think you are... and sarcastic as you may actually be... you, like most everyone else... WILL be called. Hopefully, your hard heart won't cause you to also have a hard head... so that your hearing is negatively effected... and you miss the call. Would be a shame, really. Praise JAH, He doesn't necessarily call once.
A slave of Christ,
SA