Cedars: do I get a special t-shirt?!
Yes and you can get it with any of the following Special Theocratic Messages:
1914 - The End of the Beginning, er no ...
1914 - The Beginning of the End, no, that's not right either!
1914 - The Beginning of Something
1914 - Millions Then Living Are All Now Dead (Oh, sorry, that was 1925)
1914 - The Beginning of the Two Groups Separated by 99 years But (Evidently According to Jesus) They Are Still Really Only One Generation!
1914 Commemorative T-shirt
Sizes: S - M - L - XL
Colors: Theocratic Black & White, Heavenly Blue (show above), or Kingdom Green
Most definitely NOT available in any shades of Gray!
Styles: Modest cut deliberately designed to not flatter anyone
Price: $20.12 plus S&H
Hurry - order your 1914 Commemorative T-shirt now while supplies last!
Armageddon is coming soon!!!