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mrsjones5

Got a twenty pound turkey last November. A very kind organization gave my family another turkey and all the fixin's so I needed to store the first turkey. Asked my mother to do it. Yesterday my father called to tell me to pick it up or he's chucking the turkey (just noticed today that he called and returned his call this morning). Funny that, cuz they have two large freezers. No problem I picked up my turkey today. :-/

Oh, and when I did pick up that turkey my mother made a point of telling that she though she saw my 14 year old daughter running the streets about 2 miles away from where we live at 5:30pm last Wednesday. When I tried to tell her otherwise (my daughter was with me driving to pick up my youngest son from his after school program about 18 miles away) she brushed me off and said she knows what her granddaughter looks like and I shouldn't let my daughter run the streets without her brothers.

Wtf, my mother actually believes that I am raising my daughter to be a little ho.

Lady Lee

I think you need a new mother

mrsjones5

LoL Lady, I think you got something there.

Snoozy

Don't you hate it when someone tells you something you know isn't right and yet they really believe it? How frustrating is that..

When it's your mom it's even worse.

Don't worry, maybe dementia will set in soon on her and you can have all kinds of fun

Snoozy..who tries to make all situations fun..

mrsjones5

Lmao! Snoozy you're too funny! I like it.

UnConfused

So why couldn't you keep the turkey there?

finally awake

It's an apostaturkey - tempting all who lay eyes upon it to celebrate the unholy trinity - turkey, stuffing, and gravy

mrsjones5

"So why couldn't you keep the turkey there?"

My father didn't say and I didn't bother to ask. He made it plain that if I didn't pick it up he was going to throw it out. I have an idea why but pushing the issue with my father would have been a sure way to start a fight. The whole experience was not wasted on my mother though. She got an opportunity to get a dig in. She an emotional vampire that way.

Twitch

Get a crucifix. Hold it up to her and smile when she gets into it ;)

Broken Promises

Why not just cook it and be done with it?

It doesn't sound like you really needed the turkey in the first place.

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