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by mrsjones5 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    death by demonic turkey.

    People really get themselves into these silly scenarios, all in the interest in being rightious before God. I reallly don't think God is giving brownie points for purging demonic turkeys from one's househould.

    I hear ya on the family hating your husband. Been there and done that and I was a brother. When they can't find a legitimate reason to hate they find the oddest things to focus on.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Demonic turkey is best served with deviled eggs.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    LoL Dad. Yeah Wha it's been a long line of crazy from my parents. And retirement hasn't quelled the craziness.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Good morning Josie..

    It only gets stranger..You didn`t marry Whitey..

    So your mom won`t let you keep a turkey in her freezer..

    I`m with Lady Lee..You need a new mom..

    Go to the Mom Store..

    Tell them your problem..They`ll give you a New Mom..

    Get a New White Mom,to piss off your Old Black Mom..

    It doesn`t look like much but..

    They have alot of Good Moms here..

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5OEj2_ZqspI/SMR5ByWzpuI/AAAAAAAABEE/wfgKdm46dtg/s400/mom+store.jpg

    ....................... ...OUTLAW

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Lmao! Outlaw you're such a nut. I'm glad your silly butt is here.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    A cool aunt or slightly older sister, either is good with me.

    Sounds good! My only sister is lost to the colt. I'd love to have you for my sister. I always wanted a little sister. Of course you are 10 inches taller than me.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Heehee, sometimes I feel like I'm 10 inches taller than everyone.

  • ziddina
    ziddina
    "Don't worry, maybe dementia will set in soon on her and you can have all kinds of fun ...." Snoozy

    Too late!!!

    It's already struck her down!!!

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Hee hee!!!

    I have just found a "nest" of turkey cartoons!!!

    Happy yummy turkey dinner, Mrs. Jones - Josie!!!

    turkey cartoon

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    ^^^^ LOL!!!

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