by sizemik 57 Replies latest jw friends
You Might be a Jehovah's Witness if you constantly feel the urge to underline the main thoughts no matter what you're reading.
You miss the first 10 min of any sporting event trying to avoid the national anthem.
You're afraid to talk to worldly people of the opposite sex cause you think they will demand sex from you....the horror!!
You believe everything you're told.
you believe Smurfs will not make it into the New System.
If you believe a little group of not so old men can make decisions for God and you MUST accept it then your a JW.
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If the term "governing body" inspires fear and awe....
If you've ever felt guilty over eating a peice of birthday cake....
If you're afraid of smurfs....
If you can't find an author in a single book you own.....
If independent thinking is against your religion....
The guy next door plays in a rock band, drives a testarossa, has a pool and a jacuzzi, and a constant stream of gorgeous girls coming to his house.
And YOU feel sorry for HIM.
Poor guy...I hope you set him straight sizemik....LOL
Bumped for anyone who feels like a laugh ... some of this is classic.
Getting a bit hard to add to however . . .
When you're 7yo you ask to your mother: "But what about the wordly children in Armageddon ?" And your mother answer: "If you find a nest of snakes, do you kill just the adult ones ?".
When your mother says to you don't be like a goat, but a sheep.
When you know and use a lot of obsolete words.
You take a suit and tie with you when you go on vacation to the Bahamas. (guilty)
You might be a Jehovah Witness.... if you are an old person and you think your long dead grandparents and your grandchildren are all of the same over-lapping generation.
You might be a Jehovah Witness......if you bite your tongue and now are affraid you will die at Armaggedon, because you accidentally swallowed some blood.
