by sizemik 57 Replies latest jw friends
You might be a Jehovah's Witness if.....
You turn out your porch light, close the drapes and hide out in a back room on Halloween.
You are a grown azz adult and feel guilty for watching an R rated movie.
Get the "deer in the headlights" look when others wish you a Merry Christmas from trying to figure out how to respond.
Have imagined petting a lion.
Look forward to the mass slaughter of billions of human beings so you can pet a lion.
The word Pioneer makes you think of men in suits instead of the orignal pioneers.
omg i'm dying laughing reading all of these....it's all true!
if you change the radio station when a xmas song comes on.
if you change the radio station when a xmas song comes on.
Eh, when they play 'em for a month or more straight, you don't have to be a Jdub to get tired of it right quick.
from "d" , " The word Pioneer makes you think of men in suits instead of the original pioneers."
I used to mutter during Meetings whenever they were mentioned, "I prefer pie and chips". (To Pie n' Ear)
You are definitely a JW if you sold your home and quit your job
prior to 1975 and moved where the need is great. Now you must
work in your twilight years because you can not afford to retire.
You may be a JW if you tried making a date with a young lady and
then later you discover she is your first cousin.
You call total strangers "brother" and "sister" but you won't talk to your actual, flesh-and-blood brothers and sisters (or other relatives) because they aren't JWs.
.... If you ask that your "NO BLOOD" card be added to your personnel file at work, just in case I got injured... Guilty!
