Regarding the Viagra ties:
My cousin worked in HR for Pfizer. Whenever I came to her town, I'd take her to lunch to catch up with family, have a little small talk, etc. She would usually show her appreciation by bringing me a couple of promotional items they were giving away at the time. Once, she brought me some Viagra items: a Post-It note holder, a few pens, and a Viagra ID badge lanyard and a Viagra tie identical to the third one in the pics a few pages back. Haven't worn the tie yet, but I did use the lanyard with my work ID for several weeks till the joke grew old. I would tell my colleagues who asked about it that I was the East Coast product demonstrator. Got a lot of laughs...
Now back to the elders' visit:
Those clowns are classic examples of people who become overbearing busybodies who nose into other people's business when they get a little presumed "authority" over them. I think Brother Hawk and NE did a great job of essentially telling them to mind their own business. Good job, guys!