Remember all the male jws that seem to accidentally find porn sites................
I hate when that happens.
by sir82 76 Replies latest jw friends
Remember all the male jws that seem to accidentally find porn sites................
I hate when that happens.
Wow! I entered JW. and a list of domains came up. First off JW.org and then JW.wol and JW.org/es and JW.org/fr............ BUT THEN THERE WAS THE SEVENTH LINK
I wondered who would be this jw.net. ??
......So......
When I clicked on JW.net it showed me on top of the results list
Kudos to Simon and all the JWN board users!!!
OMG you can't make this stuff up. This is the dumbest thing since Sparlock and the sign language masturbation video.
This is how it really went:
A troup of GB went over to the Google corporate headquarters and demanded a meeting with Larry Page, and he gleefully acquiesced to their demands after agreeing to be baptized on the spot in the lobby's fountain, and then went right out and bought a 4-door field service car.
OR:
A troup of GB went over to the Google corporate headquarters and demanded a meeting with Larry Page. He refused, but they stalked him outside the building and approached him in the parking lot. He listened to their wackadoodle request to protect them from Satanic keywords. He pretended to gleefully acquiesce to their demands. After they left, he laughed his ass off and posted about it on Google Friend Connect (or whateveritscalled).
OR:
A troup of GB went over to the Google corporate headquarters and demanded a meeting with Larry Page. The security guard asked them to leave. They pulled out Reasoning From the Scriptures and pointed out the freedom of speech (even though they still failed to realize their propaganda does not apply on private property, and it does not cover trespassing). The guard texted his coworker, who came out and pretended to be Larry Page. It was the most legendary practical joke Google hq had ever seen. He played it out to the end, agreeing to shave his beard and have a home bible study.
The WTBTS is the North Korean of American religions.
Almost anyone typing "JW." (with the full stop) into Google is specifically looking for the JW website anyway. Clearly, this 'loving provision' protects innocent JWs from accidentally straying onto JW.com instead - the Texas-based Jackson Walker Attorneys. Praise Jeebus that JWs are protected from accidentally visiting that obviously apostate website designed to lure away 'true Christians'.
I facepalmed so hard, my brains went squirting out my ears.
Sounds like a total load of BS to me. You should do a bit of stirring and phone the bethel and have them up on this brothers comments. Of course giving this brothers full name. It would be interesting to see what they have to say about this.