by kneehighmiah 57 Replies latest jw friends
http://download.jw.org/files/media_books/b8/CO-pgm14_E.pdf
I think I will want to kill myself during the Friday afternoon symposium. it should be called "How to not enjoy life or have fun."
They're really turning this convention into a 100 year anniversary celebration. I think this will wake thinking people up. It's so ridiculous.
Haha, couple of really embarrassing doozies here. Hey, let's trumpet our glaringly idiotic and failed 1914 silly creedal falsehoods clearly proven false after all this time:
11:20 A Century of Kingdom Rule Contrasted With a Century of Satan’s Rule(Psalm40:5;Isaiah5:20,21)
4:15 Jehovah’s Organization—100 Years of Seeking First God’s Established Kingdom(Psalm48:12,13; Luke10:1,5-11)
Urgh! Flashbacks to those boring, guilt inducing, GB praising days of depression.
2:10 Not One Word Has Failed
Hahahahahahaoooooooooooohahahahaha
They also have a bit on the Hierarchy, on whose in charge of who
and use Matt 25 to establish, not charitable works to the hungry and
poor, but as usual, apply this scripture to helping the Governing Body
by using their own translation, and trying to make this scripture
apply only to Christ's brothers, (not my "little ones" as in other translations )
Of course "Christ's brothers" does not mean YOU or me, but only the eight
men at the top. The scripture I am reffering to is when Jesus said,"I was hungry
and you fed me, naked and you clothed me, sick and you visited me....."
Ignoring this simple instruction to help others and act with charity,
they apply it to "helping the Governing Body". As if these eight men,
who don't work , or pay rent, or have children, and have their meals prepared,
their laundry done, their residences cleaned for them and are waited
on hand and foot, and have all the access to money any billionaire does,
need something more from you, more money, more time, more obedience.
Saturday afternoon @ 3:00 has a talk entitled: 'Enter the Kingdom Maimed, Lame, or One-Eyed'.
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has a lot of nerve aranging for this talk. There is only one way the GB plans on entering the Kingdom and it's not Maimed, Lame, or One-Eyed.....it's Rich, Rich, Rich!
Damn hypocrites!
Symposium: What Must Be Kept in Second Place?
Recreation
Eating and Drinking
Concerns About Health
Courtship and Weddings
Family Ties
Material Pursuits
Let's review; It's a cult.
Oh My God!!! You may as well just buy a gun and do the decent thing, for the sake of your sanity!!!!
How totally crap.
I'm so glad I'm not part of this bat-shit crazy (TM)!!! cult any longer.
Many thanks kneehighmiah for posting this, it's a great laugh.
Page 2:"Arranged by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses"
I don't ever remember seeing that in a program.
No mention of koolaid yet....i guess that will come later.
Symposium: What Must Be Kept in Second Place?
Recreation
Eating and Drinking
Concerns About Health
Courtship and Weddings
Family Ties
Material Pursuits
They can't all go in second place.
