Who's to blame?

by ozziepost 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    larc.

    Gotta share that one with UncleB...natureboy from downundy Aussieland where men are men, women are shiela's and mosquito's are as big as Imu's! Drawbridge goin up.

    Danny

  • larc
    larc

    Well Danny,

    I have to tell you about Wyoming, where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    hey Danny, don't you mean that UncleB is au naturel?

    When describing the magical land of Oz you forgot to mention the fun.
    Even some witnesses here have fun! ....Don't hit me! I said "SOME WITNESSES" - OK? Phew!

    Ozzie (who likes to be natural, but oh!) [8>]

  • JT
    JT

    3rdson says:

    Unfortunately, the WTS try to weasal out of Jesus' words

    #####

    at least you know how they operate-- smile

  • JT
    JT

    danny

    U R ONE SICK PUPPY-

    BUT I LOVE IT great post-

    i never thought about it-- but many elders do head for the "Hills" after the DC

    nice point

    JT

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    larc,

    Wyoming where 'beer kegs' are considered sacred artifacts.

    "Women are men"...I have had the occasion to meet several of these rather intimidating ranchers....in my wilder days, I did some cowboy saloon hopin all around the west. When visiting WY (one of my favorite aunaturel(ozzie)states, it was evident that half or more of the patron's (women)could 'kick your ass'. Caution, caution.

    Ozzie,

    As a matter of fact..this reputation you Ozlanders have for having fun, is one of the prime reasons I want to visit your neck of the woods. Lets see Iam 53yrs old...ah that means that I have apprx 7 years to get there. Why? Who wants to go to such a rugged, wild, fun place having to double check your dentures, carry extra 'depends', and take 'blood pressure pills' whenever a gorgeous blond (ozzie) shiela, say G'day?!!!!

    DannyBear (making reservations as we speake

  • TR
    TR

    larc,

    I don't believe that MDS has ever shown a personal interest in anyone on this board. He's all wrapped up in portraying his "lost goat" act. His like an automoton that keeps spitting out interpretations of his own brand of biblical understanding.

    Prove me wrong, MDS. We want to know that you care! We want to see the LOVE, man! The LOVE! Show me the LOVE!

    TR

  • LDH
    LDH

    Oh you guys have all missed your calling! You should be in show biz, cause you all have me laughing my arse off.......

  • Gozz
    Gozz

    Dannybear,
    sure you meant some 0.1%. That's the locust numerical strength worsted by 5/6th of your previous figure.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Evenin`Danny Bear,

    If you are going Down Under and intend to gaze fondly upon the local lassies, you will have to learn the art of AUSSIE FOREPLAY. It goes like this:

    "Brace yerself for a good shaggin`, Sheila!"

    Englishman - who is staying put in Englands green and pleasant land. PS, Green = rain.

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