Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

silent

Will they allow visitors to use the weight room, swim in the pools, and play tennis? That's just as good as an amusement park isn't it?
poopsiecakes

Makes me want to do a tour of 'well known amusement parks'.
OneEyedJoe

Yup that was a quote. As is this:

"They say we're nuts because we want our kids to go in the ministry. Don't give inerroneou erroneous thinking."

That was after making the comparison to how hard Olympic skaters train

Also - there's something wrong with you if you're not an MS by 23 (paraphrasing, but he did say 23)
alexandre

WHERE IS THE FAITH-TESTING ANNOUNCEMENT?
Island Man
From Reddit:
- If your kids fall out of the truth it is the parent's fault. (holy shit he is actually saying this!) *Sisters shouldn't marry brothers who are not Ministerial Servants. Sisters will pay for that bad decision.
Mickey mouse

You will all move to the compound?

J/k
alexandre

NOW, MY ""FAITH"" IS REALLY TESTED!
4thgen

If they get more buy-in on touring Bethel, the more they can expect donations. It's always about the cash.
rosyray

he just said spanx!
OneEyedJoe

Women need to be modest while jogging!

Now hes on the tight pants rant!