ARMAGEDDON-OUTA-HERE
A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends
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AuldSoul
We apologize for being arrogant pricks. You can have your families back now.
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slugga
Pole Dancing Every Wed !
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Think
Dear Brother, due to popular demand, we are force to change the name of our belove company from Watchtower to worldwide accepted name:
NewLightTower
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Sunnygal41
NEW LIGHT!!!! GET YOUR NEW LIGHT AT OUR BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!!!
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Frannie Banannie
DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST CAUSED BY THE WATCHTOWER SOCIETY PUBLICATIONS, TEACHINGS AND DOCTRINES DECEIVING EVERYONE FOR OVER A CENTURY, THE WATCHTOWER SOCIETY, INC. IS CLOSING ITS DOORS PERMANENTLY AND ITS OVER 2 BILLION DOLLARS IN FUNDS AND REAL ESTATE WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND WILL BE DISBURSED EQUALLY AMONG ALL OF ITS PRESENT AND PAST MEMBERS.....INSTEAD OF HIDING THOSE FUNDS IN OFFSHORE AND EUROPEAN BANK ACCOUNTS FOR THE BENEFIT OF ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE ACCESS TO THOSE FUNDS.
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Sunnygal41
"Don't bother asking why, just obey!"
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IMustBreakAway
How about chaning the red neon "Watchtower" sign to say, "Ministry of Information."
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Think
GoebelsPropagandaTower
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Nosferatu
...and the sign said:
"Long bearded worldly people need not apply"