Love these:
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE;
WELCOME TO THE WATCHTOWER: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTENCE IS FUTILE;
A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends
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QCA1
What about NO ROOM AT THE INN,
or BED AND BREAKFAST AT THE BETHEL BROTHERS BROTHEL
I dare you to say that fast without drawing breath.
qca1
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Mary
"......1. Pedophilia--it's not just for Catholics anymore!....."
"......2. Jesus has left the building!......"
Lisa, these were great! I laughed my head off!
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Mary
The ideas jes' keep on comin'....................
- Miracle Wheat - 50% off! (while quantites last!)
- WTB&TS: Foretelling Your Doom for the Past 125 Years!
- Wanted: New Members: Free Lobotomies Included with your Room and Board.
- Wanted: Stepford Witnesses, The Happiest People On Earth!
Wanted: Idealic Paradise; Preferably in a Country With No Extradition. Must have room for 12 Senile Men.
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Klaus Vollmer
Watchtower follows TwinTower
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dustrabbit
"Get Your Free Bethel Boy here....(while supplies last)"
"...the few, the hopeless, the Bethel Corps..."
"...To Osama: Phffft. You missed us."
"To Annan: With Love."
"Prince: Live at Bethel for one night only...The 'Let's Go Crazy' Tour"
"We may have lost the Gloved one, but we've got the Royal Purple Ass himself..."
"Welcome Williams Sisters....leave your skimpy suits at the door."
"It takes a Kingdom Hall to raise a scandal..."
"Insomia? Read the Watchtower."
"Say 'no' to oral sex, or any sex for that matter."
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dustrabbit
"Pedophile tested, Governing Body approved."
"Vampire-free Zone: No blood."
"The Watchtower Tract Society: Dipfucks welcomed."
"The Blind REALLY are leading the Blind."
"The Watchtower: It's more than just colorful toilet paper"
"Young People Ask: What in the hell were my parents thinking?"
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jwsons
Read ...Daily Inside
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zenpunk
Dustrabbit - those are just tooooo funny! (But then again I've been drinkin')
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ItsJustlittleoldme
"Wanted: Door to door salesmen; turn left at blinking light, apply within"
"Do you have that PIONEERING spirit? Want to work outdoors? Have a 'team' spirit? Then look no further. We will train the 'right-hearted' ones, offer excellent 'everlasting' benefits, and encourage 'family' participation - Turn left at blinking light, apply within"
"From this time forward, you live to SERVE us!"
"We're the GB, we're here to help"
"Stop persecuting us, join today!"
"Wanted: New Light"
"Wanted: Old Light"
"Wanted: Any Light"
"Help me, I've fallen, and I can't get up"
Edited by - itsjustlittleoldme on 29 June 2002 20:49:15
Edited by - itsjustlittleoldme on 29 June 2002 20:58:40