by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends
Not bad Bugparadise! I must say that you are quite interesting? (referring to your pic) You are quite interesting indeed. Your smile is absolutely (how should I say) ...um.. wonderful! God bless!
MrBusy
Mr Shortz ..
You are going to be so happy when you see my smilin face on the cover of the Rollin Stone!
gonna send 5 copies to your mother
~Bugs a hoppin
WE MAKE YOU LIVING DEAD.
OHHHHHH, i made a terribel misstake, cant understand that,????
ofcourse i must bee:
WE MAKE THE DEAD ALIVE
There should be a warning sign about the point of no return, you know, the red pill / blue pill thing.
Once you have been taught the truth, there is no honourable way to leave.
"Don't read Rutherford's word Daily!"
"DO NOT QUESTION WHAT YOU ARE TAUGHT"
"Underline your Watchtowers nicely, now"
"You take the Red Pill, I show you how deep the Watchtower goes"
"We revise our past literature daily!"
"The Tower - Rewriting History Daily!"
'PROCEED WITH CAUTION'
READ THE WATCHTOWER DAILY SO WE CAN KEEP CONTROL YOUR MIND ENTIRELY
Ok, Ok............they're all great, and here's a few more I thought of:
NOW HIRING ATTORNEYS;
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE;
WELCOME TO THE WATCHTOWER: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTENCE IS FUTILE;
READ THE WATCHTOWER BY THE HOUR, CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN "PRESENT TRUTHS" WILL BECOME PAST LIES.
TO THE MAKING OF MANY BOOKS, THERE IS NO END.........
You build a FAMILY- we will tear it down for you!
or
WTBTS....home of the REAL dipfucks! (I just had to do this)
Hillary....STOP IT!!!! You are making me laugh!
1. Pedophilia--it's not just for Catholics anymore!
2. Jesus has left the building!
3. Home of The Twelve Angry Men
4. JWs--think of us as "Catholic Lite"
5. Tour starts here--leave your common sense at the front door!
6. Children should be seen, not heard; and dead, not alive!
7. If you don't like our policies, wait 5 minutes!!! They'll change!!!
8. Bethel, Home of THOUSANDS of self-righteous penises!
9. Is that a Banana in your pocket, or are you just glad you got your Awake!!!
Lisa
