This may be copying from McDonalds but here is my choice,
" Over 6 Million Served"
A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends
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Farkel
This may be copying from McDonalds but here is my choice,
" Over 6 Million
ServedScrewed"A minor mistake on your part, I'm sure.
Farkel
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DevonMcBride
OOPS!!! Thanks Farkel for pointing out my mistake.
Devon
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Mac
"BETHEL AHEAD 1 MILE TURN AT THE LIGHT"
Hey, I missed my turn!
Which light did you turn at?
The old light.
Oh, you should have turned at the new light.
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D wiltshire
Kiss Our Ass Apostates!!!
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Derrick
"Study the
Faithful & Discreet Slave's
interpretation of
Johannes Greber's translation of
the Bible
in the Watchtower publications
morning,
noon,
and night
24 / 7."At least it's honest. I used to practice this. I even used to read the Sunday Watchtower study article into a tape the week before, and listen to the tape through an earphone as I fell asleep at night (because an elder said the teachings would "subliminally" sink into my subconscious).
Derrick
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Reborn2002
Countless numbers of pedophiles protected to preserve the image of the organization, and served the best of our young people at 5 meetings per week.
or how about:
Thousands and Thousands of children MURDERED by a blood doctrine we've changed several times.
These certainly apply.
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lisaBObeesa
JOIN OR DIE
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144001
BOOGER FARM. PLANT YOURS HERE.
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SpiderMonkey
"This is a 'sign' of the last days! (See, we were right! ...whimper)"