Ha ha! These are so funny!
OK...let's see...how about
JUST A LITTLE WHILE LONGER AND ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GOING TO BE TOAST...err...we mean...JUST A LITTLE WHILE LONGER AND GOD'S BEAUTIFUL KINGDOM WILL BE HERE!
YOU THOUGHT 9/11 WAS BAD? JAH'S GONNA MAKE ALLAH LOOK LIKE A PANSY!
LADIES' NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY...FREE SUBMISSION!
WATCHTOWER - AMWAY'S GOT NOTHIN' ON US!