I'm back!!!!! (page 2)

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WELL, we have Jesus Christ, but Jesus, your Father has been here before: Check it out:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=14372&site=3

SYN

OK, so we have Jesus and Jehovah, but no Holy Spirit or Allah here. Dang. Only half the deities have visited JWD!

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Simon: If someone's name is GRAY in the members view, what does it mean?

ISP

That must be a first for the forum.

I noticed Kents site has had no deities or holy dudes visit it.....

ISP

Edited by - ISP on 13 July 2002 16:46:8

Hey kids, glad to see that you all are here for this historic occasion. I shall answer some of your questions now.
Why do women call our for dad and I when they're having sex?
We're guys. Even though we may not be able to come down there and do the deed ourselves we still like to have our names called out in the moment.
Interesting bit of history left out of the bible, you know that whole bit with me turning water into wine? Yeah, that was so I could get some lovin'. What a time we all had that night!!! Thankfully my dad used his pull to get that part left out of the bible.
What's the true religion that represents us on earth?
At this point in time, none. Nobody does the required aardvark ceremony. We do get a good kick out of Mormons though. Dad and all his buddies still get a kick out of the stuff those wackos believe. The worst religion of all is the Moonies. They actually are led by Satan. The reason they're called Moonies is that Satan uses them to spiritually moon (or pull down your knickers and show some arse) all of us. He's such a prankster!
Bill Gates......AOL......
Well, I can't really say too much about that (hey, it will be revealed in time) but I will say that even though Windows 2000 is pretty good and we even use it up here in customer service, we've had some problems with it and have ended up getting some prayers mixed up with others. If you wanted your dog to come back to life for some reason that gets turned into "man, I wish my back was hairy." We still don't understand that. At this time we are going to request that you not ask for your dog to come back until we get this little mixup straightened out.

Edited by - Jesus Christ on 13 July 2002 16:44:2

The_Bad_Seed

Hey Jesus!

ISP

Hm,,,,,,,,

This guy may not be who he says he is.

Just a thought.

ISP

BTW does that water into wine thingy work with like making water into rum or water into beer?

I'm back!!!!!

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