I'm back!!!!!

by Jesus Christ 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • SYN
    SYN
    Do I need an appointment?

    LOL! No, but you can PRAY!

    My ApostoSense tells me this is going to turn into one of those threads!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Heh, heh. Satan here. Ready for another arm wrestle? Btw, that was a great party we had w all that wine you made;) or did you forget because of beng so toasted? Too bad HE won't let you make more.

    Edited by - saintsatan on 13 July 2002 19:12:47

  • Valis
    Valis

    SS, I was going to suggest Jesus hang out w/you more often if his old man is so strict as to take away the water/wine into beer thing....I'm sure he has some catching up to do as well...*L*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    Do not fear, little flock! I am a certified mixologist and will provide for all!

    Jesus, aw c'mon, take a little sip...

  • YoursChelbie
    YoursChelbie

    Simon, this is all sooooo Funny!!

    <<takes grin off face--quick>>>

    But could we please move this to the "Jokes and Humour" section?

    I know I know we all had a great time, but it IS the day before PANORAMA.

    No doubt some distraught and sincere JWs will be coming here looking for help.

    YoursChelbie

    P.S. Celia, I wondered the same questions

    Edited by - YoursChelbie on 13 July 2002 21:50:52

  • Narcissist
    Narcissist

    This is too much!lol!

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    Sorry to say Sister but there will be no asses kicked. You see, what most people don't realize is that all the religions out there are your own making. Sure, some of the holy books (bible, koran, and and a few others I can't remember) were written by dad and me during a night of heavy drinking but once we did that it was humans that thought that there were many different gods but really its just many roads that all lead to the same destination.
    Except for the mormons which are just comedic relief and are destined for a reincarnation as rubber chickens.
    As for prayer, hey, up here its just "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grup." Besides, we've got one kick ass video taping system up here so we know what you're thinking and feeling anyway. Stop wasting time trying to out do each other's displays of affection.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Except for the mormons which are just comedic relief and are destined for a reincarnation as rubber chickens.
    Lol. Heading out to get some rubber chickens for darts practice;)

    SS

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    Please forgive me, Jesus. I pray that you will not hold it against me. All I wanted to do was sit and chat, I swear! I promise I won't touch you. Promise! How about a drink?

  • Celia
    Celia

    Oh, another question if I may, Lord : Is it true that it upsets you a lot when I say Jesus Christ out of frustration or surprise ... ?

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