Come on Xena, I'm a carpenter, not a computer guy. Don't even ask about the time that I tried to make on online prayer form. How would I know it would kill off the unicorns?
I'm back!!!!!
by Jesus Christ 53 Replies latest jw friends
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SYN
LOL!
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SYN
Only Simon knows who Jesus really is! Unless Jesus is using a bounce proxy! Say, do they have hubs and routers in Heaven?
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ISP
Exactly Xena!
If he can't change my water supply into vodka....he is definitely not JC.
JC..you got to do something cool or you are not 'it' , OK?
ISP
Hard To Fool Class
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Valis
BTW does that water into wine thingy work with like making water into rum or water into beer?
Xena...only a false prophet would say "No..."
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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plmkrzy
Well i'm dissapointed.
I clicked on this thread, after putting on my sun glasses, with expectations of bright lights beaming through my monitor....nothing.
plum
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Stealth
Jesus,
Sorry but the bible says that many would come in the last days claiming to be you. There are a lot of skeptics at this place, so if you want us to believe it is really you then your going to have to produce some kind of sing. A miracle or something. Say could you change my tap water into wine? Maybe get Fred Hall laid, or make the GB of Jehovah's Witnesses tell the truth.
Just a few suggestions lord, not trying to tell you what to do or anything, just want to be sure it's really you man.
I do have one question for you though. How come you reduced the quota for hours in field service for publishers from 60 in 1943 down to 10 today when we are so close to the end of this system? Don't you want to save as many lives before you wipe everyone off the face of this planet?
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Plum: Your monitor is not Jesus-compatible! It doesn't have the Holy Plug & Pray feature!
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SYN
Maybe get Fred Hall laid
Not even Jesus could do THAT! At least not until he washes all that scary makeup off his face and loses the little horns! Although then again, some chicks might find that to be a turn on. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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ISP
Your move JC......turning water into alcohol would be appreciated by most here.......
ISP