On one hand I'm LMAO...on the other...I'm praying for your soul.
Lizard
Edited by - LizardSnot on 14 July 2002 12:34:32
I'm back!!!!!
by Jesus Christ 53 Replies latest jw friends
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Jesus Christ
Satan! Hey man, how's it going? Been a while since we talked. How are things going with you and your guys? Tell Xenubias I said hi!
See, what most people don't know is that Satan really isn't such a bad guy. The night dad and I got smashed and wrote the bible dad got pissed at Satan because he was drinking with us and ended up throwing up all over dad's shoes. Think about it, wouldn't you portray someone who does that as a bad guy? Truth is, a couple days later Satan brought over some new shoes for him and they've been friends (though probably not as close) since then. We're all going bowling next week.
It doesn't upset us when you say our names when your upset or anything like that. Going back to the whole drunken dad/Satan thing, after Satan hurled his cookies on dad's shoes he kept calling his name out for some weird reason and dad was just annoyed about that so that's where the whole "don't use my name in vain" thing came from. Truth is we actually consider a form of compliment.
You can pray for my soul if you desire but the phone lines are still down right now so we can't really hear you unless you communicate via this board.
Oh yes, once I can start a new topic (I hit my 2 new threads limit) I will show proof of a miracle that many have requested. Be patient my children and ye shall be rewarded. -
Satanus
I guess my stomache ain't as strong as yours and pop's. I've been working on it, though. Practicing my one arm exercises. Next time i'll keep up w youse guys, if pops lets me in.
Satan
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Satanus
Xenubius says hi. He says you got a great memory. He's busy writing an adventure game program.
Satan