A Note of Sanity

by Know_You 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Know_You
    Know_You

    I'd like to inject a note of sanity into this wasp's nest of disgusting apostate vermin. Between all the bickering and backbiting, YOU have, as the scriptures foretold, not noticed that the day is upon YOU. Already it is the auspicious month of October. The economy is in meltdown - those of you who were crowing about your gains during the bubble are now back to 1995 levels - and we will shortly be at war with Iraq. This will be no surprise to Saddam Hussein who has been treated to having the war plans laid out for him on a silver platter. According to reliable sauces Saddam has backpack nukes at his disposal and who knows where they are? The dollar is in deep trouble and deflation looms on the horizon. The artificial spending spree inspired by the refinancing of already deeply in debt homes will soon end and then the stock market will really start to nosedive. You ain't seen nothing yet. The shadowy characters in London who manipulate the financial markets are only starting to bilk investors out of trillions of dollars. But even they will be surprised at the forces they unleash which will, in the blinking of an eye, overpower even them.

    And yet, this board of filthy renegades from Jehovah's pure worship is fighting one against the other. How true the scripture that speaks of the apostate as a dog returning to its own vomit. Did not Satan himself foment trouble in Heaven prior to him being ousted to the vicinity of the Earth. There is no doubt that Jesus' words will come true "this wicked generation will not pass away." Some of you may seek distraction in arguing over whether one vile apostate dog is better than another, whether one filthy cause is more "righteous" than another, but what is that to Jah of Armies? Those of you who have attacked his visible organization will soon have your flesh cleaved from the bone, rotting on the vine, as it were, and your eyes will stink in their loathesome sockets. Your gold will be thrown into the streets - worthless in the face of impending destruction at the hands of Fred Franz.

    But now, me and Mrs Know_You are off on our annual road trip. Down the West Coast we will travel with radio and John Lee Hooker CDs - and, of course, a trunk full of spiritual food in the form of Watchtower Magazines - Jehovah's Mouthpieces - congealed Truth, as it were, to which we will be a cleaving. We fully expect that we will have to seek refuge in a local Kingdom Hall when the "big one" breaks and so have collected the addresses of all Kingdom Halls along our route. Watch out! We may be in a Kingdom Hall near YOU gloating out the window as you evil scum get your comeuppance when Jehovah, in his great mercy, lovingly destroys this evil world with fire.

    Coming soon, maybe this October, to a killing field near YOU.

    KnowYou

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    comeuppance LOL...just think of all the room Jehooover would have saved in the bible if had just used that word. He could have saved like...dictating the entire book of Lamentations ROFL!!

    "Straighten yo ass UP or yer gonner get yer comeuppance...O ISRAEL"

    Tune your car radio to WWTS 66.6 on your AM dial :)

  • heathen
    heathen

    they don't have windows in kingdom halls .Besides that I thought the belief was that the big A will be over as quick as the lightning flash.

  • og
    og

    Wonderful parody. Author?

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Know_You,

    You're a real barrel of laughs, aren't you!!

    Would really like to have you as a bosum buddy ...in times of trouble...when you need a helping hand...I'll be there...sorry, got carried away singing there for a moment!

    ...just reach...out your hand...

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Welcome to the board, BTW, K_Y!!

  • LizardSnot
    LizardSnot

    Thanks for the note of sanity Know_you :)

    According to reliable sauces Saddam has backpack nukes at his disposal and who knows where they are? The dollar is in deep trouble and deflation looms on the horizon. The artificial spending spree inspired by the refinancing of already deeply in debt homes will soon end and then the stock market will really start to nosedive.

    Here are a few links to some reliable sauces ;)

    http://www.recipesource.com/side-dishes/sauces/

    http://www.cajungrocer.com/ekart/catalog.asp?action=displayCategory&cid=52

    http://www.thequarterbacks.com/

    We fully expect that we will have to seek refuge in a local Kingdom Hall when the "big one" breaks and so have collected the addresses of all Kingdom Halls along our route. Watch out! We may be in a Kingdom Hall near YOU gloating out the window as you evil scum get your comeuppance when Jehovah, in his great mercy, lovingly destroys this evil world with fire.

    Uhmm....excuse me...you realize that you will have to find a Kingdoom Hall that has windows. On top of that ...the windows will need to be made of tinted welder's glass so the atomic UV rays wont burn out your silly retinas.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=37344&site=3

    Warm Greetings and Christian Blessings,

    Lizard

  • BobsGirl
    BobsGirl

    According to reliable sauces Saddam has backpack nukes at his disposal and who knows where they are?

    Would those be marinara, wine, garlic ...... I love a good sauce ... especially reliable future predicting ones.

  • mustang
    mustang

    ...creak....OPENING ARCHIVES....

    I don't remember who did this (Duncan?), but it is from the OLD H2O Mustang

    ( http://www.cyberpass.net/~h2o/wwwboard/messages/294506.html): DEAD LINK!!!!

    *Send In The Clowns

    Posted by You Knorr [Duncan] on October 31, 2000 at 06:43:08 {wBOv91it2wbLo0EN31xk4uXMiiHhZQ}:

    In Reply to: Send in the Clowns

    posted by Uncanny on October 31, 2000 at 05:14:42:

    "I can't seem to find even a whiff of the Great Tribulation anywhere "

    Really, it never ceases to amuse me the way you apostates wallow in the filth of your own ridicule and unreasoning foolishness.

    If our Great Lord and Master has not seen fit to open your eyes to what is obvious and apparent to those who have even an ounce of faith, then I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you.

    It is truly as the psalmist said:
    "[some idiotic quotation that doesn't really fit, but includes the words "enemies" and "destruction"]

    How thankful that I am.... [blah blah]... onrushing this.... impending that.... imminent the other.... vindication... then they will know... gnashing of teeth.. wailing... too late...[blah blah till fade]...

    etc. etc.

    hope that helps

    /You Knorr

    Edited by - mustang on 10 October 2002 13:48:31

    Edited by - mustang on 10 October 2002 13:49:35

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    A welcome dash of water of life in the face! - Awake!

    Vermin scum! I'll crush them under my boot! - Theodore Jaracz

    Sublime! - Armageddon Monthly Magazine

    Gnash gnash! - Commentary Press

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