A Note of Sanity (page 2)

PurpleV

congealed Truth

Ewwwwwwww.................

plmkrzy

Saddam has backpack nukes at his disposal and who knows where they are?

According to gov. there are well over 100,000 undocumented missing Middle Easterners somewhere in the US.

That is the number who have expired visas.

Hmmm. Maybe that number will increase to an aditional 40,000 or so before they self ignite.

incase I was flying to high

144,000 Middle Easterners will blow up the wild beast and go to heaven all at once.

Edited by - plmkrzy on 10 October 2002 14:7:47

Cygnus

LOL. Great job, whoever you are. I'm sure those little slip-ups were on purpose as giveaways that this is a parody. Stellar performance!

Englishman

Hello,

I think that I do know you!

You said:Those of you who have attacked his visible organization will soon have your flesh cleaved from the bone, rotting on the vine, as it were, and your eyes will stink in their loathesome sockets. Your gold will be thrown into the streets -

Now oddly enough, my very favourite post of all time states:

A woman appeared at an upstairs window and started throwing her gold and silver into the streets.
The sky suddenly filled with lightning, and the buildings all around seemed to simultaneously burst into flames. More vehicles in the street went out of control, and then suddenly a great fissure opened in the ground and people and children and dogs and ladies on bicycles and 50s style American cars started falling into it.
I noticed that some people near me fell to the ground as their eyes started rotting in their sockets, I could just about hear what they were saying, it was truly pitiful, their anguish:

Nice one. How's Watford doing these days?

Englishman.

GET OUT of her my people, if you do not want to share in her ( WTS) sins. for her sins have massed together clear up to heaven. thats why we got out, what a bunch of hypocrites they are, they not only need to clean the outside but get to the inside where the real disgust is.

Englishman

Spanner,

We have a very gifted poster who drops by very occasionally. I pretty sure Know_You is the same fellow who wrote this:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=3405&site=3

Englishman grassing up Pompey fodder.

plmkrzy

will soon have your flesh cleaved from the bone, rotting on the vine, as it were, and your eyes will stink in their loathesome sockets. Your gold will be thrown into the streets -

You are all wrong.

This has nothing to do with armegeddon. It is simply a prophesy describing the 21st century run-way models in tensil town.

Dawn

Awwwww geeeeeeee....

What a lovely walk down memory lane this Know_You fellow has blessed me with. I had almost forgotten how encouraging our brothers and sisters could be. Nothing gets you going faster in the morning than that "Armageddon is upon us.........the sky is falling" daily warning.

Oh.....and the pure love of neighbor. The joy of waiting to see all those millions of people, women, children, struck down because they did not agree with us.

I'm going to a new church now - for some reason they seem to really harp on that love your neighbor stuff. They kind of look down on it when I sing and dance about the coming murder of thousands. Something about having compassion....following Jesus' example........I don't know...........so boring now living without that fear of every lightning storm.

Wonder if I should go back to the JW's just to "spice things up". After all......I am sleeping way to well now, am no longer suffering from depression, I even put on a few pounds and am feeling pretty healthy. Doesn't seem right does it? I don't know.......what do you think?

A Note of Sanity

PurpleV

plmkrzy

Cygnus

Englishman

SpannerintheWorks

mustang

imanaliento

Englishman

plmkrzy

Dawn

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