This one was pointed at my ex-father in law. He was an elder in the congregation at the time. We had all gone quail hunting one saturday and the bird dog ran off chasing a rabbit. Father in law yells out "get your sorry a** back here you stupid SOB! We had a newbie bible student along and he reports him to the other elders for language. Naturally a little session is called.
Now check this - he got out of by saying that female dogs were properly called bitches and therefore this was just good english and not really cursing! They followed up anyway by telling him that hunting was not really for christians, checking to make sure we fried the quails and ate them, and calling to mind Nimrod "the mighty hunter in opposition to Jehovah".